Forget my two front teeth....
All I want for Christmas are my nuts back.
Hope everyone had a ball today! ;-)
I scored big time this afternoon with:
-ticket to Sunday's game plus Ed Reed jersey (!!!)
-subscription of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern
-Chuck Klosterman's Downtown Owl
-Baby Mama (Tina Fey, I want to grow up to be you!!) and Hellboy 2 (Hi, I'm a 12 year old boy.)
-various clothing of the American Apparel persuasion
-sick pillow cases for my bed (as if it will dissuade me from getting more tattoos of my own)
Birthday countdown is on! Just one month and three days until I turn old(er).
Please reserve the nights of January 23rd and 27th to come out and celebrate Aileen and me as we turn a collective 50 years old. This means you Jonah! No excuses.