#26

Because this happens to me all the freakin' time...
It's really too bad that The Big Lebowski and Kenny vs. Spenny aren't options.

This post is brought to you via fellow blogger Andrew Keller.

#25

I just had the best time with everyone this weekend... only to hear some of the worst possible news via my parents while on the bus coming from the airport.  I'll post more about the weekend later but I'm just really not in the mood for it now.

Lindsay, I know you probably don't read this but I am so sorry to hear the news about your mom.  Life has been really unfair to you with the hand you've been dealt but you somehow always come up on top.  I really admire you and will be there for you on Thursday.

#24

Quote of the day:

"Shane, its like you're inside my head.... Snacking on something."

#23

My favorite Kerouac haiku:

Quietly pouring coffee

  in the afternoon,

How pleasant!

Maybe it doesn't fit the standard 5-7-5 meter... but in less than 12 hours it will be me standing in a Tim Horton's (hopefully the 'homebase' location) enjoying an afternoon cup of coffee in the great country of Canada.  

Kerouac for the win, eh?

Re: #21

Perry Greenspan approves.

#22

Actual texts sent from me to Evan tonight at the show during A Day To Remember's set.  

- This band is garbage.  My ears are bleeding.

(Editor's note: The set starts with that recycled siren noise - as used by The Causalities on Warped Tour and Beyonce at some awards show.)

-A hardcore boy band?

(Ed note: All seem to constantly head bob in unison... this seems suspect.  Hmmm...)

-Can we give Florida back to Spain?

(Ed note: 'Hey we're A Day To Remember from Florida... open it up New Jersey!'.  Barf.  Can we give Florida back to Spain?  I don't fuckin need orange juice that badly.)

-Yes, this will be a day to remember...for all the wrong reasons.

(Ed note: Enough said.)

-If I could get close enough, I would throw my beer at them.

(Ed note: So many kids in the crowd cheered for being straight edge.  Don't they know it doesn't count if you're under 21?  It's not straight edge... you're just not breaking the law.)

-Seriously, what is with the synchronized guitar guys?

(Ed note: The head bobbing, jump kicking, and breakdowns are ALL the same.  Nothing special about this band.)

-A day to remember puts on a show I wish I could forget.

(Ed note: Nothing special except the fact that I will remember to avoid seeing them play in the future.)

-Figures they would play a cover... They have not done an original thing all night.

(Ed note: Pretty much ended the set with Since U Been Gone.... awesome.)

Maybe they fall into that "good guys, bad band" category.... but I pray that band gets a flat tire.

#21

Halloween is quickly approaching and since I was too busy packing/moving last year to celebrate, I need to go big(ger) this year.  Generally the holiday is just an excuse for girl dress like sluts...  and, lets be honest, those possibilities are endless (i.e. slutty nurse, slutty devil, slutty Rainbow Brite).

Here are some of my current ideas...

-Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin

-Jay Cutler... and someone to be my Brandon Marshall and we'll run plays all night

-Kat Von D (or is that sooo 2007?)

-my Wii person

-wrap myself in foil and go as a leftover

Thoughts?