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Forget my two front teeth....

All I want for Christmas are my nuts back.  

Hope everyone had a ball today!  ;-)

I scored big time this afternoon with: 

-ticket to Sunday's game plus Ed Reed jersey (!!!)

-subscription of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern

-Chuck Klosterman's Downtown Owl

-Baby Mama (Tina Fey, I want to grow up to be you!!) and Hellboy 2 (Hi, I'm a 12 year old boy.)

-various clothing of the American Apparel persuasion 

-sick pillow cases for my bed (as if it will dissuade me from getting more tattoos of my own)

Birthday countdown is on!  Just one month and three days until I turn old(er).

Dear NYC,  

Please reserve the nights of January 23rd and 27th to come out and celebrate Aileen and me as we turn a collective 50 years old.  This means you Jonah!  No excuses.