#21

Halloween is quickly approaching and since I was too busy packing/moving last year to celebrate, I need to go big(ger) this year.  Generally the holiday is just an excuse for girl dress like sluts...  and, lets be honest, those possibilities are endless (i.e. slutty nurse, slutty devil, slutty Rainbow Brite).

Here are some of my current ideas...

-Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin

-Jay Cutler... and someone to be my Brandon Marshall and we'll run plays all night

-Kat Von D (or is that sooo 2007?)

-my Wii person

-wrap myself in foil and go as a leftover

Thoughts?

#20

YES!!! (x3)

1. Yes to live action karaoke singalongs with name-replacement.

My Jason Russum 3 from perry greenspan on Vimeo.

2. Yes to Franny and Zooey and Coronas.

3.  Yes to Jessica Parker's birthday celebration tonight.... to be continued on Sunday in New Haven!!

#19

Wow.  So glad I didn't watch the Emmy Awards last night.

This is pretty amazing though.  Compliments of Ernest Riles.  File this under the most amazing/terrifying thing I've seen lately.  I'm a little disappointed the (original) 90210 and Saved By The Bell theme songs were omitted.  

I do however want Tina Fey to play the adult version of me if my life is ever made into a movie.  So, congrats to her on all her wins last night.

#18.1

Definitely was 'that guy' and wore this to the bar tonight.

  

#18

An open letter to the Baltimore Orioles.

Hey, I know you guys are like basically the worst team in baseball -- here's an idea, get some pitching next year! -- but that's not what I'm here to talk about.    Remember in 1996 when the Yankees' fan (may you rot in hell) reached over the fence to catch the "home run"... Well here is your chance at paybacks.  Today's the last game at Yankee Stadium.  How sweet would it be to return the favor and beat them?  Their last game in the historic venue destroyed by the O's.... C'mon, you gotta win this one!

PS- Who wants to bet that Jeffrey Maier created and updates his own Wikipedia page?  What a douche bag.

#17

Sarah Palin totally hates Polar Bears.  Read about it here.   

I happen to like Polar Bears a lot.  Barack 'n' Roll!

#16

Today in failing...

-missed the East Village beer crawl

-did not go to The Souls roller derby half-time show in Asbury Park

-Priceline would not accept my bids on flights to Hawaii

-American Apparel would not let me exchange a pair of tights

-currently watching Bad Boys II for a second time today

Seriously thinking about going to bed even though its barely midnight.   I used to be fun.

Currently reading this book of short stories by Sedaris, not actually written by him but chosen by him. Maybe its because my reading is mostly limited to the subway to/from work but short stories are great - Nine Stories/Salinger, Headless/Weissman, A Stranger In This World/Canty...  So good.  I won't lie, I kind of want to read A People's History Of The United States but I'm fairly certain I will get bored with it before I even make it to the Christopher Columbus part.

More football in t-minus 13 hours!